im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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