so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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