My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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