Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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