Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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