there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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