Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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