he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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