If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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