if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my phone needs a breathalizer
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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