I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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