I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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