So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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