i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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