Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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