what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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