I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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