she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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