a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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