Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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