We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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