go do what you do best...puke behind churches
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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