How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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