Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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