three words: i give head
three words: not that well
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Found your dick twin last night
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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