I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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