you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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