i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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