So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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