dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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