grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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