People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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