So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
we should paint friendship bongs
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