Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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