she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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