Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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