awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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