he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
