i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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