i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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