so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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