So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize
