quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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