It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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