new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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