I accidentally burped into my bong.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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