so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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