does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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