when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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