Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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